Three Degrees Of Pat Caputo

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Three reasons Coneys are good for you:

1. The smell of the onions on your breath will scare off the coyotes when you take your dog out at night.

2. So they are 72 percent fat. Lets not forget about the seven percent protein.

3. Nobody knows what the sauce is made of, or where it comes from, or how it is prepared. And what you don’t know won’t hurt you.

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