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Karsch And Anderson Top Ten 2-28-11

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Gas Prices Continue To Rise As Uprisings In Mideast Drive Price Of Crude Oil Up

Top Ten: What Is Lower Than The Price Of Gas?
-Chris: The damn rent is high, but not as high as gas prices
-Jason: Not as high as the rent? Tim Tebow, as he sits at the right hand of his father
-Hank in Fowlerville: Towlie is not as high as gas prices
-Kevin in Trenton: Things lower than gas prices? A giraffe’s ass
-Camron: Cam Newton self-confidence is not as high as gas prices
-Joel: The Lions under Marinelli had high pad level, but not as high as gas prices
-Dave: Not as high as gas prices? Charlie Sheen’s health insurance deductible
-Quentin in Centerline: Gas prices are high, but not as high as Khloe Kardashian when she took Fay Wray up that building
-Greg in Oak Park: Yao Ming’s hat is high, but not as high as gas prices
-Dwayne in Wayne: The probability that Gator will laugh at the words “nugget”, “shaft”, and the number 69 is high…but not as high as gas prices

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