Karsch And Anderson Top Ten 3-3-11

What Will Be More Bland Than The Redesigned Penn State Uniforms?
-JC in Detroit: Ramen noodles introducing their new "Plain" flavor
-John in Center Line: Kenny G will tone-down the jazz; it's been a little hardcore
-Big Al: Tim Duncan will show more restraint on his post-dunk celebrations
-Cory: Angry Birds will now be just Slightly Irritated Birds
-Scott: Two words…Zamphir Unplugged
-Rich in Livonia: Hall of Famer George Blanda is removing the "a"
-Tim in Westland: Garrison Keillor said he's going to calm down a bit
-Dave in Wyandotte: American Idol will replace Stephen Tyler and Jennifer Lopez with John Tesh and Anne Murray
-Nate in Walled Lake: What's becoming bland? All the SJP jokes in the Inbox
-Eric in Redford: The Beatles' White Album will be getting rid of all the bright cover art