Karsch And Anderson Top Ten 3-11-11
What other advice does the NFLPA give to players for saving money if there's a lockout?
-Cinammon: When you throw a party, don't hire Usher to welcome people and seat them. He's really expensive, and that's only his name. He's not a real usher
-Brian: Save on medical bills by not shooting yourself in the leg
-Kyle in Clinton Twp: Date a Kardashian…sex tapes are selling like hot-cakes!
-Paul in Gibraltar: if you're looking to save money…don't sign up for the NFL package on satellite…something tells us you might get ripped off this year
-Ian in Inkster: Cut down your phone bill, and nasty legal fees, by not signing up for the picture & text phone service
-Jim in Pontiac: If you are attractive, sign a lucrative sponsorship deal. If not, be Peyton Manning, sign one anyway
-Dean in Wayne: "I play for the Patriots" will get you digits WAY more than expensive bottle service will
-Tim in Troy: Try to score tickets in the extra-seating area at the Super Bowl…you'll get a lot of bonus swag when they kick you out
-Bob in Newport: Jeff Garcia, Joey Harrington, Vince Young, and Jimmy Clausen are looking for a "special friend" to join them in a mutually-beneficial tax status…must be willing to move to Vermont or Massachusetts
-Rick from Southgate: Exchange all of your US money for Tennessee currency…imagine what you could get for 754 muskrat pelts!
-Kevin from Novi: Lower your water bill by not letting Najeh Davenport do your laundry….you'll just have to wash everything again