Other ways for Brian Wilson to get noticed:

10. How can Brian Wilson draw attention to himself . . . sacrifice a live chicken on the mound.   Cory

9. Other ways for Brian Wilson to get attention, he could actually stop when Gene Lamont tells him to.  Derek in St Clair Shores

8. Other ways Brian Wilson can get attention, have Rod Allen call Giants games, I see you Brian Wilson.  Derek in Saint Clair Shores!

7. Brian Wilson could hold an ESPN special announcing that “he’s taking his talents to South Beach”. – Matt in Royal Oak

6. Brian Wilson attention getter: 3 words. Naked no-hitter. Ray in Novi

5. Brain Wilson can pitch a game in the San Diego Chicken suit.  Stan

4. Mike in Pontiac. Brain Wilson will get more noticed by getting busted smoking pot and drinking with auto worker’s.

3. Glue a bird nest in there and try to attract a renter. –Ryan

2. Brian Wilson is going to attract more attention to himself by starring in the new reality show Frisco Shore.  Curtis in Eastpointe

1. Jason — He could change his name to Metta Beard Peace.