No luck with the ladies? Do your bedroom techniques leave something to be desired? Let John Stamos teach you how to get your girl in the mood. You are sure to score with the Stamos Soother, the Stamos Spoonful, and the Stamos Swaddler. Unfortunately, the part of “the lady” will be played by Bob Saget.

Click HERE to see the video (warning some strong language and NSFW)

Along with helping his fellow man get some nooky, Stamos actually shot the video to get some attention for his charity. Project Cuddle is a non-profit that offers safe and legal alternatives to baby abandonment, which is good because after the Stamos Spoonful, I think Saget is pregnant.