Sara's Blog: The News According To Snooki

If you need a news source that you can trust, of course that news source should be Snooki from "Jersey Shore." Snooki takes you inside the news, with clear, in-depth reporting.

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If your home was flooded by Hurricane Irene, Snooki knows that "that sucks." When Beyonce gives birth her baby, it will be "really cute" and "tan obviously." Even when taking on the big issues like global warming, Snooki can turn a phrase and break down scientific research into language we can all understand. Snooki says, "I'm sweating in places I've never sweated before, so obviously the sun is coming closer to earth." I can hear the networks calling right now (and I apologize for the three minutes of your life that you will never get back).