If Only Kim Kardashian Could Go Back In Time

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First of all, congrats to Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries on their recent marriage. I’ll give them 2 1/2 years before they’re in divorce court. For those of you who remember, Kim made a sex tape with Ray J (“Hey, isn’t that Brandy’s brother?”) some years ago. Well, now some anonymous person wants to buy the rights to the video, in the process, removing it from offline viewing and distribution. Rumors abound as to who “anonymous” could be. Is it Kris Humphries?…Is it Kim’s mom Kris Jenner?…Is it L.A. Laker Lamar Odom, who happens to be married to Bigfoot…er, I mean Khloe Kardashian? Whomever it is, they deperately want people to stop watching, referencing and sitting at home alone with the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape.

Vivid Entertainment’s Steve Hirsch says…”Based on its long term value, it looks like $30 million would be a starting point for a discussion on all of the rights.” …Wow, for $30 million, Kim could pay someone to build a time machine so she could turn down Ray J’s offer to become a film star. But then again, we probably would’ve never heard of Kim, her sisters or the TV show Keeping Up With The Kardashians…wait a minute, let’s re-visit this time machine idea…

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