Ochocinco’s Name Is Worth Its Weight In Porn

June 11, 2012 9:35 AM

NDIANAPOLIS, IN – FEBRUARY 05: Chad Ochocinco #85 of the New England Patriots waits on the field during warmups before the New England Patriots take on the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLVI at Lucas Oil Stadium on February 5, 2012 in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images)

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Now that Ochocinco has been let go by the Patriots, whatever will he do during this time of limbo? More TV? Maybe Movies? Become a cop like Shaq? Until Chad figures out his next move, he has one offer that needs addressing.

A website called PornHub sent Ochocinco a letter that promised $69,000 if he would legally change his name to Chad Seisnueve (Spanish for 6 and 9). At first, the only answer PornHub got back was the sound of crickets. But everyone has their price, and (according to his latest tweet) Ocho’s price needs an extra 0 before the 9. PornHub hasn’t responded yet, but I can’t imagine they have enough cash to satisfy OC’s needs.