Floyd Mayweather Thinks Jail Is Inconvenient

By: Sara

Floyd Mayweather wants you to feel sorry for him. Apparently being in jail is getting in the way of how he needs to eat and train for boxing. Mayweather is serving 90 days for beating up his baby mama IN FRONT OF THEIR KIDS, but he still has the cojones to whine about the inconveniences of prison. Floyd claims his doctor is concerned about, quote, “his dehydrated appearance, his lack of muscle tone and his dry mucus membranes.” The boxer is used to consuming 3,000 to 4,000 calories a day, and he is getting less than 800 behind bars. Mayweather thinks he’s only got about two years of fighting left in him and wants to be moved to house arrest so that he doesn’t squander any prime training time.

Are you kidding me? Yes, jail sucks. It is SUPPOSED to suck. It is a PUNISHMENT! If you don’t want to do any time, then don’t beat up women!

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