Move Over Shake Weight, Here Comes Something More Suggestive

By: Sara

Would you like a fitness routine that is all pelvic thrusts all the time? Then the "Ace Power Horse" is for you! It comes to us from our friends in Korea and the infomercial is...entertaining.

Instead of posting and trotting on a real horse, the "Ace Power Horse" gives you the opportunity to bounce up and down and thrust in the comfort of your own living room. In addition to giving you chiseled abs, the APH will either train you to be a champ at bars that have mechanical bulls, or give you an option for a second "special" adult career.