The New Kate Upton Video Is Confusing
Kate Upton is hot. Baby animals are cute. If you put those two things together it should be an amazing video that melts the internet, right? Not necessarily. Some artsy photographer named Bruce Weber did a photo shoot for a new magazine that was supposed to express the theme of “rebirth”. What you get is Upton holding baby pigs, baby goats, and baby humans while some rando guy wanders around in a unicorn costume (unicorn guy also has some questionable intentions when he gets close to a donkey). Huh?
Your best chance at hotness in the video is around 1:17. That is when the photographer realized his model was KATE UPTON and he should probably put her in a low cut dress to show off her money makers. Hopefully Verlander wasn’t jealous of the male model in the $2 costume that got to roll around with his lady.