Snakes On A Plane For Real
Get these mother bleeping snakes off my mother bleeping plane! Where was Samuel L. Jackson when you needed him? Passengers on a Qantas flight from Australia to New Guinea were a little freaked out by some extra baggage. About ten minutes into the flight, a woman on board noticed something moving around on one of the wings. It wasn’t the green guy from The Twilight Zone, but still pretty scary. Nobody expects a 10-FOOT PYTHON!
Somehow the snake was able to hang on for the whole trip, even though quite a large portion of its body was flapping in the wind. The cold temps didn’t do the python any favors, however, and by the time the plane landed, the snake was ready to be made into some boots or a purse.