TRENTON (CBS Detroit) Police in suburban Trenton confirmed Wednesday they arrested a senior citizen on reports he was sucking on a sex toy in family-friendly Elizabeth Park, a leafy waterfront recreation area.
Per the police report, an upset woman called police complaining she saw the man performing a sex act on his flesh-colored toy inside his parked car. The man’s birthday is blacked out on the report, but he was born in 1945, making him 66 or 67 years old.
Upon arrival, officers saw the man leaving the park and said they spotted the toy on his passenger seat.
Then this happened.
“I questioned (the man) on what he was doing and (he) said ‘SUCKING ON A –, I’M SORRY,'” the officer wrote in the report.
“(The man) admitted to having a problem with sex toys,” the officer added.
The suspect was arrested for disorderly conduct and failing to wear a safety belt.