Sometimes being pretty is easier than answering questions. Miss Utah found that out the hard way during Sunday night’s Miss USA contest. She was asked about the inequality in pay between men and women and fell into a full on Cindy Brady freeze up. The red light went on, and she couldn’t keep it together.
Miss Utah is used to the spotlight as an actress and a singer, and has even performed the national anthem in front of thousands. Somehow, the stress of this pageant made her brain explode. She can take some comfort in knowing that at least she didn’t botch things as badly as Miss Teen USA South Carolina back in 2007. That is the gold standard of incoherent screw ups. Nobody can forget the maps and such as The Iraq.