By: Evan Jankens
Kate Upton. Those two words usually sell me. A headline could say ‘Kate Upton Sneezes’ and I would click on the link. Heck it could say ‘Kate Upton Farted” and I would be clicking.
Today I came across an Instagram video that said “Upton is doing the Victor Cruz TD dance from inside the endzone.” Of course, I had to click on it.
Upton could be wearing a full Stay Puft Marshmallow costume and I would still find her sexy. Even though she really isn’t wearing anything too revealing in the video she still really knows how to move it.
Let me know if you disagree about anything I said. I would love to know why.