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5 Jobs For Josh Gordon Other Than Working At A Car Dealership

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DETROIT, MI - AUGUST 09:  Josh Gordon #12 of the Cleveland Browns warms up prior to the start of the preseason game against the Detroit Lions at Ford Field on August 9, 2014 in Detroit, Michigan. The Lions defeated the Browns 13-12 in a preseason game.  (Photo by Leon Halip/Getty Images)

DETROIT, MI – AUGUST 09: Josh Gordon #12 of the Cleveland Browns warms up prior to the start of the preseason game against the Detroit Lions at Ford Field on August 9, 2014 in Detroit, Michigan. The Lions defeated the Browns 13-12 in a preseason game. (Photo by Leon Halip/Getty Images)

By: Evan Jankens
@kingofthekc

Thursday afternoon, a report came out saying the Cleveland Browns suspended stud WR Josh Gordon, and that he would be working at a car dealership during the football season.

I decided to come up with five other jobs Gordon could do while he is suspended.

5. Be Snoop Dogg’s social media director — since he already knows so much about marijuana. Just imagine the fun he could have posting these photos!

Seahawks n packers 2nite! Win $5k in my fantasy league. $10 to enter – fanduel.com/snoopdogg

A photo posted by snoopdogg (@snoopdogg) on

A photo posted by snoopdogg (@snoopdogg) on

4. Be the new Gor-Don in the Sprint commercials!

3. Try getting on American Ninja Warrior… he is very athletic so you would think this would be right up his alley!

2. Be LeBron James hype man, since he has returned to Cleveland. Hanging with LeBron could keep Gordon in the good graces of Cleveland fans. Everyone from Cleveland loves LeBron again. This is a win-win for Gordon.

1. Do the Ice Bucket Challenge…

Since we all know that hasn’t been done before… (that’s sarcasm)

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