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5 Jobs For Josh Gordon Other Than Working At A Car Dealership

By: Evan Jankens
@kingofthekc

Thursday afternoon, a report came out saying the Cleveland Browns suspended stud WR Josh Gordon, and that he would be working at a car dealership during the football season.

I decided to come up with five other jobs Gordon could do while he is suspended.

5. Be Snoop Dogg's social media director -- since he already knows so much about marijuana. Just imagine the fun he could have posting these photos!

4. Be the new Gor-Don in the Sprint commercials!

Sprint - It's Pronounced Gordon by Kristina Chau on YouTube

3. Try getting on American Ninja Warrior... he is very athletic so you would think this would be right up his alley!

Kacy Catanzaro at the 2014 National Finals | American Ninja Warrior by American Ninja Warrior: Ninja vs. Ninja on YouTube

2. Be LeBron James hype man, since he has returned to Cleveland. Hanging with LeBron could keep Gordon in the good graces of Cleveland fans. Everyone from Cleveland loves LeBron again. This is a win-win for Gordon.

Wastepaper Basketball (Jimmy Fallon & LeBron James) by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon on YouTube

1. Do the Ice Bucket Challenge...

Since we all know that hasn't been done before... (that's sarcasm)

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