Miss Canada Dons Dress Featuring Hockey Sticks, Tiny Stanley Cup At Miss Universe Pageant [PHOTOS]

By: Evan Jankens
@kingofthekc

Never once have I watched a beauty pageant, however I will admit, just as any normal man would do, I tend to check out the bikini photos afterward. I don't care about their views on world peace, though, and please spare us all from the talent portion of the contest.

In this case, the 63rd Miss Universe contest is taking place and Miss Canada, Chanel Beckenlehner, may not win the entire deal but she will leave people talking.

Canadians love hockey, so what better way for Miss Canada to represent her country than by wearing a dress full of hockey sticks? I think something was lost in translation here, it almost looks like she is a peacock.

The Stanley Cup is in her hair, and the dress is nothing but representations of hockey. Who designed this? Something tells me designers won't be lining up for credit. Is that a kilt underneath all that mess?

I wonder if her bikini will be nothing but hockey pucks?