Is Mila Kunis A Naughty Chicken Thief?

By: Sara

In a bizarre and obvious grab for money, a woman is suing Mila Kunis for allegedly stealing her chicken 25 YEARS AGO! Kristina Karo claims she and Mila were best friends back in the Ukraine when they were kids. Allegedly, Mila really liked to play with Kristina's pet chicken (not a euphemism) named "Doggie". When sweet and precious Doggie went missing, Karo insists that Mrs. Ashton Kutcher admitted to stealing the bird.

Life without Doggie the chicken was sad...so sad. Kristina says she needed years of therapy to get a handle on her emotional distress. Where is Doggie? How is Doggie? Has Doggie decided to cross the road? But KK wasn't inspired to sue her famous former friend UNTIL...Kristina moved to L.A. to try and jump-start a singing career, of course.

The world can't be denied a talent like this.

Ms. Karo asking for $5,000 in damages. I assume that is to cover the cost of future bikinis and hideous makeup.