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6 Dunks That Will Help You Get Ahead At Your Job Courtesy Of The Detroit Pistons

Not only will you be the boss soon, but you'll be watching some nasty dunks while you're at it.

The Detroit Piston's posted this video Friday and it's just the right mix of randomness, humor and filthy slams to get my attention.

In Buzzfeed style the Pistons video nerds have compiled six great dunks and correlated them to tips for conquering the corporate world.

The rundown goes like this.

1. The "legally change your name to your boss's so when paychecks come out you can be like yoink that's mine" dunk.

2. The "find the most powerful person in the company and replace their chair with a peanut M&M" dunk

3. The "wear a shirt that says 'working hard or hardly working?' and circle 'working hard'" dunk.

4. The "look in the bathroom mirror, fire yourself, then 5 minutes later, in the same mirror, have second thoughts, and rehire yourself" dunk.

5. The "be yourself ... just kidding, be as accurately close to '90s Kadeem Hardison as you can" dunk.
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6. The "put scarecrows in every room with nanny cams in their eyes and threateningly call them your interns" dunk.

Career development ... CHECK.

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