Pornhub Offers Ole Miss QB Chad Kelly A Date With A Porn Star

By: Evan Jankens
@kingofthekc

Chad Kelly is the starting QB at Ole Miss. You also might be familiar with the QB from the time he spent at East Mississippi Community College, which was the subject of the documentary “Last Chance U.”

Mr. Kelly has been the subject of some awful game moves off the field in the past few days. He had allegedly sent porn star Mia Khalifa direct messages on Twitter.

Usually when you are put on blast like that you tend to want to curl up into a ball and hide. That looks like it might be the case with Kelly, as that Twitter account has since been deleted.

Since Kelly has been having such a problem picking up a porn star on his own, the porn company Pornhub has reached out to Kelly to offer him a date with a porn star, according to Yahoo Sports.

I hope this letter finds you well. I wanted to reach out following the news that you once again slid into Mia Khalifa’s DM’s on Twitter. I’m not sure if there is a correlation at your attempts at wooing Ms. Khalifa and your play on the field (rough loss at Arkansas) but we wanted to intervene and offer our assistance before you strike out for a third consecutive time.

I’d like to officially offer you an opportunity to go on a date with a porn star and learn how to best pick up women. Think of Pornhub as your dating coach. We can arrange a lovely dinner date with one of our beautiful porn stars and she can show you the ropes.

How nice of the company to extend the the date to the young man even after he finishes his schooling at Ole Miss.

We know the NCAA can be a bit harsch on student athletes and might not permit this during the season, so rest assured the offer will remain beyond your graduation.

Who knows if that was actually Chad Kelly’s real Twitter account or if it was a hoax but regardless, anytime a porn company has a chance to attach themselves to a juicy story you know they will. If this offer is real, I would have to imagine quite a few college athletes would be all about it as well as many men who aren’t college athletes.

 

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