The woman admitted to beating her teenage granddaughter to death with a hammer, then dismembering and scattering the remains.
WARNING: Do not use a bbq fork as a weapon unless your life is being threatened OR if some worthless lazy-ass is trying to break into your home.
Are you ready for tailgating this weekend? Drinks? Check. Brats? Check. Two U of M grandmas who can shotgun a beer faster than most coeds? Check, check.