Tale Of The Tape: Los Angeles Clippers Vs. Microsoft
So, Mr. Ballmer, it says on your resume that you helped build Microsoft into the world’s biggest software company, valued at close to $350 billion. And you’ve amassed a personal treasure chest worth about $21 billion for your troubles. Mom must be very proud of you.
But listen here, Daddy Warbucks, running a software company doesn’t qualify you to own an NBA basketball team. (I’ve used Windows and watched the Clippers on TV, so I should know.) Being fabulously rich, however, makes you imminently qualified. Welcome aboard. Lunch is at 12:00; the men’s bathroom is over there.