Bizarre Unicorn Voicemail From Barry Zito

When Barry Zito from the San Francisco Giants was unable to make a scheduled interview with a Bay Area radio station  he blamed it on unicorns.  That's right, UNICORNS!  Zito left a voicemail for the DJ and explained that he was braiding the mane of his favorite unicorn and then was held captive.  I thought only little girls believed in unicorns, but I guess big boys do too.