First I heard stories about teenagers soaking Gummy Bears in vodka and eating them at school. Not cool. Then came the news stories about young drinkers in England pouring vodka directly into their eye to get drunk. Yikes! Ouch! Ridiculous! Not to be out done, the young bucks on the drinking scene in America crafted a new craze… soaking tampons with vodka and putting them…well…you know where. How can this be real? Who was the first MacGyver to figure this one out? Guys and girls are taking part in this trend and that (as Steven Colbert would say) gives new meaning to being “drunk off your ass.” Watch now as the KPHO news team breaks it all down.

I am afraid to find out what the next dangerous trend will be. We only have so many orifices. I don’t think I want to know how you top a tampontini.