By: Sara

Dirk Nowitzki knows how to make howling dogs jealous. Number 41 for the Dallas Mavericks just DESTROYED “Born in the USA” during the “Playeraoke” segment the team airs in timeouts. Rosanne Barr may have slaughtered the National Anthem back in 1990, but even she would shake her head at the sounds that were coming out of Nowitzki.

You know you are a lost cause when people have to be given a multiple choice list to figure out what song you are attempting. Our very own Stoney cried big wet tears after hearing his hero’s song run through the shredder of Nowitzki’s vocal cords. Don’t quit your day job, Dirk.