The Tailgate Fan production crew visited Downtown Hoedown 2013. Don’t miss the fantastically hilarious video roundup of the sights and sounds of the three-day concert.

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Don’t miss these highlights:

Dress shirts can be purchased off the rack without sleeves. Who knew! Beer case hats represent “‘Merica.” 99.5 WYCD host Dr. Don has a real medical background.

Jake Owen is indeed dreamy. A coney dog eating competition is one of the few appropriate places to say “You gotta down that wiener.”

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Can you believe that “Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I’m Kissing You Goodbye” is a real country music song? Yeah, we can’t either.

Detroit Red Wings Grind Line great Darren McCarty had many intentionally irritating questions thrown at him but thankfully the “gloves” stayed on.

In related news, Jake Owen’s roadie Ed Brown denies fathering Tailgate Fan host, Jerry Miller.

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