DETROIT (97.1 The Ticket) Evan Jankens, webmaster of 97.1 The Ticket, is known around the office as “little hands.”
It’s not ironic. He actually has tiny, soft white lady hands.READ MORE: Detroit Police Department Holds Graduation Ceremony For Recruit Class 2021-G
His hands, in fact, are so small and soft that another webmaster in the building, Marisa Fusinski, refuses his requests for a high five.
So you can imagine Evan’s shock to see this tweet from Eagles’ offensive lineman Lane Johnson about his baby son, just three days old, who appears to be sporting hands the size of baby baseball mitts. Johnson is 6 feet 6 inches tall and weighs 300 pounds. The little guy is obviously a chip off the old block — or mitt, as it were.READ MORE: Here's A Look At Weekend Construction Happening In Metro Detroit
Are they bigger than Evan’s? You be the judge.