By: Evan Jankens
@KingoftheKC

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I admit I am in no way a fan of soccer. I won’t watch when the U.S. is playing the World Cup. I wouldn’t watch if Michael Jordan decided to play for a club team.

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But I did for some reason click on this YouTube video from a soccer game that was labeled ‘player tries to bite nose.’ I was ready to give up on the video 12 seconds in, but I got lucky that the action started right then and there. This guy looks like he really tried to bite off his opponent’s nose.

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Yea, that’s right, he went all Mike Tyson! Have you ever been so mad at someone that you decided to try and bite someone? I know I haven’t, but wow, talk about the ultimate insult!