By: Evan Jankens
@kingofthekc

Kate Upton. Those two words usually sell me. A headline could say ‘Kate Upton Sneezes’ and I would click on the link. Heck it could say ‘Kate Upton Farted” and I would be clicking.

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Today I came across an Instagram video that said “Upton is doing the Victor Cruz TD dance from inside the endzone.” Of course, I had to click on it.

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Upton could be wearing a full Stay Puft Marshmallow costume and I would still find her sexy. Even though she really isn’t wearing anything too revealing in the video she still really knows how to move it.

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Let me know if you disagree about anything I said. I would love to know why.