By: Evan Jankens
I’ve always wanted to be able to deliver a knock-’em-dead pick-up line, sadly, though I’ve never been good at delivering them.READ MORE: Rep. Steve Marino: Allegations Are 'Character Assassination'
One time on “Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,” I heard the line, “girl, your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”
I used that line. I can still hear the laughter. Nothing else I try seems to work either, though.
But now I have new inspiration! I think I’ve found the viral video of the decade, and I have my pick-up line to use on just about any lady.READ MORE: Michigan Matters: From Mackinac to Motor Bella, Major Events Return
This situation unfolds in court, as a woman who appears to be a prosecutor reads testimony from an undercover police offer stating the inmate had hit on the her while attempting to sell her marijuana.
Then came the golden moment when his pickup line was delivered:
“Girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal,” he allegedly said to the cop. That’s not the best part, though. The inmate is so proud of this pick-up line, he gives the double point and nod to the prosecutor as she says it, miming like, “oh yeah, that’s my line.”
In the words of the late Billy Mays, “but, wait there’s more!” The inmate was then asked in a jailhouse interview why he said that… Click HERE to see his response. I promise it’s worth 30 seconds of your time.MORE NEWS: Here Is An Update On The Chevy Bolt Recall
Is this the best pick-up line of all-time?