By Christy Strawser
The more level-headed among us might say “he’s just not that into you” — and let it go at that.
This option is for everyone else.READ MORE: Kellogg's Being Sued Over Strawberry Pop-Tarts
Broken-hearted, sad, twisted up in knots of a love gone wrong? You can adopt a Madagascar hissing cockroach at the Bronx Zoo in New York and name it after whoever done you wrong.
The name-a-roach program launched at the zoo in 2011, but there are still plenty of the creepy crawlies to go around.READ MORE: Target To Open Store In Midtown Detroit
The $10 cost for naming the roach goes to the Wildlife Conservation Society. Each adopter gets a gift certificate.
Name your roach HERE.
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