By: Evan Jankens
@kingofthekc

Tinder is tough. You have to write a profile that make you sound like a superhero and then spend hours swiping with the goal of striking up a conversation and somehow becoming more charming than the other 100 dudes the girl matched with.

It’s hard work.

Another thing that bothered me is when ladies in the office would see my profile and then spread it across the office like I was a giraffe in the zoo or a famous painting that everyone wanted to see.

This guy I’m about to tell you about should have realized that anyone near him on Tinder would most likely be able to see his profile.

And then they would show it to his wife.

The husband in this sad scenario, Mike, 29, had his Tinder account hacked by his wife in hilarious fashion when she discovered her man was stepping out on the Internet.

The message below his picture reads:

Hey my name is Mike I’m married with two kids. I have a tiny **** that is sti infested. My wife found my porfile if you can’t tell and I don’t know yet that she’s talking on the phone right now with one of my girls and is leaving me. I’m a piece of **** who doesn’t give a flying **** about anyone but myself. I have been talking and cheating so long don’t be sad if I don’t remember your name because I send the same generic *** to all you girls. Feel free to blow me up with hate mail.

What was this guy thinking? Wife 1, husband -5.

She’s a funny woman; that should help her when she has her own Tinder account.

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