By: Theron Dahlerup

Nasty cases of Rug Burn, Excessive Spanking and “Whoa!, I didn’t ask for that” Kinky Twists… what do all of these things have in common? They are some of the examples of the biggest injuries that happen to women during sexy-time. So after the show one day last week we shared some of the injuries and things we have broken while in the “act”. Some of our stories involved broken lamps, head boards, separating couch cushions and even a large framed photo that was poorly mounted by “Wannabe Handyman” falling on his wife.

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What types of injuries have you suffered or what things you have broken while in engaging in Sexy-Time?

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Here is the list we found that inspired this conversation. ***Warning, some of the language on this site are NSFW***

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Click here to see the list.