Bill's Blog: DUH...LOSING!
Well, it's official, Warner Brother's has fired Charlie Sheen from "Two And A Half Men". WB's statement reads, "After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on Two and a Half Men, effective immediately". An 11-page letter was delivered to Carlos' people with gems like, "Your client has been engaged in dangerously self-destructive conduct and appears to be very ill." They also cite Charlie's public tirades against show creator Chuck Lorre, coke binges and on-set failures due to drug fatigue. According to the letter, Charlie was fired because of a clause in his contract which states they can fire a performer for committing "a felony offense involving moral turpitude"...Translation: We don't want a guy who shacks up with porn whores, "bangin' 7-gram rocks" and ranting like a manic nut job representing Warner Brothers or CBS. Charlie's response? Here you go, "This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshis$#@* again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."...huh? I'm just glad Charlie finally gets it and here's hoping he gets the help he so desperately needs.
