Karsch And Anderson Top Ten 8-15-11

Ways to make horse racing more appealing...
10. How to make horse racing more apeeling? Randomly placed landmines on the track. Fr. Shawn on a trash truck
9. Change the oval track to a figure 8. Ron at work.
8. Horse racing? Jockeys are allowed to whip each other. Whipping of the horse is banned. Rory
7. Whatever you do don't ask Joe buck to announce the race. Pete warren
6. Lee via facebook - Take a horse, put it in a dress, and put it in a HBO sitcom set in New York. It has worked before.
5. If all else fails,Make Danica Patrick a Jockey. Rob in Ortonville
ways to make horse racing more appealing... before the next race they should retire SJP's number... Greg
4. ways to make horse racing more appealing... after the race the winning horse has to take on Joey Chestnut in a hot dog eating contest... Craig
3. Add lances and armor, violence sells! Matt Windsor
2. Ways to make horseracing more appealing: put them all on a plane with Samuel L. Jackson. Brett Farmington
1. Two words: Jockey Shore! Who wouldn't want to see a gang of drunk little people?