When contemplating the NFL’s biggest jerks we came up with a lot of Detroit Lions. Keeping them to a minimum for this exercise was like asking Spartacus to fight the Roman army without a sword.

Yet miracles do exist, so we and we present the NFL’s 10 biggest jerks while keeping Lions representatives to a minimum. But it’s early. The bars are still open … somewhere.

This list is a close cousin of an oldie but goodie . At a time when the NFL seems to be filled with so many crotchety, drunk-ety, bount-ety, bust a cap in the ass-ety pillars of the jerk community, this was not an easy group to pare. Unfortunately there’s no jerk app.

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