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Man Offers Free Tennessee-Florida Ticket To Anyone Who Will Take His Daughter

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KNOXVILLE, TN - SEPTEMBER 16:  A fan supports the University of Tennessee Volunteers during the game against the University of Florida Gators on September 16, 2006 at Neyland Stadium in Knoxville, Tennessee.  The Gators won 21-20.  (Photo by Brian Bahr/Getty Images)

KNOXVILLE, TN – SEPTEMBER 16: A fan supports the University of Tennessee Volunteers during the game against the University of Florida Gators on September 16, 2006 at Neyland Stadium in Knoxville, Tennessee. The Gators won 21-20. (Photo by Brian Bahr/Getty Images)

Can we get a volunteer — a Tennessee Volunteer, that is?

A Florida man posted an ad on Craigslist offering a free ticket to the Tennessee-Florida game to any young, single man willing to take along his seemingly attractive, well-adjusted stepdaughter. He said he created the offer after his stepdaughter was dumped.

“You must be an attractive, professional, single well educated gentleman, with a good sense of humor, 25-33. You also must not be threatened by an attractive, professional, single well educated lady, (as she is),” the ad says.

The “winner”  has to agree to buy a “modest dinner, drinks” and have “delightful conversation” before or after the game.

The ad adds “being a Tennessee Vols fan is not required but is highly desirable.”

See the ad HERE.

So, what do you think?

Webmaster Evan Jankens decided to try his hand, responding with a letter that he hopes lands him the date. Jankens described himself as a 30-year-old high school graduate with a 2.0 GPA, physically a cross between “Brad Pitt and Eric Stoltz from ‘Mask.’

Funds could be a problem, though.

“I don’t have a problem taking your daughter to a modest dinner once we meet up, since I will be flying my funds will be a little low, so I was thinking an all you can eat buffet or if she wants maybe something like a Chik-Fil-A?” Jankens wrote, adding:

“BTW I have heard of that Peyton Manning guy before (more of a Cooper fan myself) so you can consider me a Vols fan!

Will she accept Evan’s proposal? We’ll keep you  updated.

(Evan Jankens tries to eat an entire sheet cake.)

(Evan Jankens tries to eat an entire sheet cake.)

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