Man Offers Free Tennessee-Florida Ticket To Anyone Who Will Take His Daughter
Can we get a volunteer — a Tennessee Volunteer, that is?
A Florida man posted an ad on Craigslist offering a free ticket to the Tennessee-Florida game to any young, single man willing to take along his seemingly attractive, well-adjusted stepdaughter. He said he created the offer after his stepdaughter was dumped.
“You must be an attractive, professional, single well educated gentleman, with a good sense of humor, 25-33. You also must not be threatened by an attractive, professional, single well educated lady, (as she is),” the ad says.
The “winner” has to agree to buy a “modest dinner, drinks” and have “delightful conversation” before or after the game.
The ad adds “being a Tennessee Vols fan is not required but is highly desirable.”
So, what do you think?
Webmaster Evan Jankens decided to try his hand, responding with a letter that he hopes lands him the date. Jankens described himself as a 30-year-old high school graduate with a 2.0 GPA, physically a cross between “Brad Pitt and Eric Stoltz from ‘Mask.’
Funds could be a problem, though.
“I don’t have a problem taking your daughter to a modest dinner once we meet up, since I will be flying my funds will be a little low, so I was thinking an all you can eat buffet or if she wants maybe something like a Chik-Fil-A?” Jankens wrote, adding:
“BTW I have heard of that Peyton Manning guy before (more of a Cooper fan myself) so you can consider me a Vols fan!
Will she accept Evan’s proposal? We’ll keep you updated.