The lesson of the day is that you shouldn’t brag on live television. A local news show was covering the snow storm in Portland, Oregon Friday night, when a reporter stopped a jogger couple who were still out doing their thing despite the snow. The lady runner actually got all fancy pants and said that, “It’s the perfect texture for running, very low impact.” Then Mr. and Mrs. Perfect explained that running in the snow is SO much better than riding a bike in the snow because runners have better control. Not five seconds later, the camera captures the lady runner slipping on a patch of ice and TOTALLY EATING IT. She hit pretty hard, but was able to get up and walk away with her boyfriend (plus a bruised butt and a bruised ego).