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If reports are to be believed, Prince Fielder, since becoming a Texas Ranger, has lost 40 lbs, cut his hair, and appears to give a rip about baseball in ways that it appeared he never did when he spent two years with the Tigers.
Trying to figure out Ndamukong Suh has become, itself, a full time job.
Just calm down. It’s a long time before the Lions get going again. You can put away the anger and frustration for a few months. Don’t worry; you can visit it again in the spring when the draft happens.
Among Detroit sports fans, there’s a new rule: Super Bowls are irrelevant now.
“He sounds so much like John Gruden!”
The latest from Rodman, the full-on smooch of North Korean psycho-dictator Kim Jong-un, is where former Bad Boy has taken his attention-seeking behavior to dizzying new heights.
If reports are to be believed, the Lions’ head coaching search is going well.
The Lions announced that they are going to interview Ravens Offensive Coordinator Jim Caldwell. Don’t let him get back on the plane.
What’s the new battle-cry for the 2013 team? “The Lions: they got around to it eventually!” or “The Lions: a team of destiny so much they didn’t even try!” or “The Lions: we saved it for the playoffs, and there’s a lot left!”